POP STARRRRRRRR!!!
I'm like so Ke$ha you don't even know. And for realz. How hard can it be? So here is goes... I'm just freestyling here but I have a lot of faith that it's going to work out and make me a bajillion dollas.
All the girls and the guys and the words and those turds
I'm going shake my fingers and my toes, yeah, ya heard
I'm all kinds of braggy and just a tad naggy
But you and your peeps never say I look saggy
Cuz I shake it all the day
I shake jelly away
So I don't have ta say what that girl Beyonce say
"I don't think you're ready for this jell-ay"
Yeah you not cuz you know I work it
She look so good, all the people say
Okay, so that was a little more Minaj than I planned, but I'm just so good at every type of song writing and also everything else. Here's the beginning of my number one ballad...
You took me to the drive in
Even though I'd seen it before
A silly, dramatic indie film
That left me wanting more
So you go to get me popcorn
While you're gone I drink your coke
When you come back with a frown
I said, my Love, it's just a joke
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
It's just a joke...
I heard someone say....
Some ole bloke
In ENNNNNGLAND
He was eating fish and chips
And then we watched some Dr. Who
And took a little dip...
Fully clothed. In the Thames.
Love, yeah, it's a joke, love yeah, it's a gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
Taylor is gonna hate me up in here in like two seconds.
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