Existential Post

Do you ever wonder... is this all there is?

Am I going to die drinking Diet Coke?

Is Diet Coke even real?

Are you real?

Is blogging a thing?

Are computers really computing?

Am I typing on nothing?

Do I even have fingers?

Are my fingernails attached to nothing?

AHHH! I JUST CAN'T THINK ANY MORE! It's too much.

Going to get a Diet Coke...

Baby Post

Shopping for babies is so ADORABLE! Everything is cute and little and the best and babies smell good and I like them but I don't have one but if someone would please marry me than I would.

Are you single? Are you a guy?

BABIES!

Plant Post

I don't know how to keep plants alive. They are kind of awesome though. They do chloraphil or chloraphorm but the one that is like green stuff in textbooks not the stuff that bad guys use to make people pass out and or/die.

What is a terrarium?

Teen Post

You know when people are like, "hey you're cute" and you're like WHATEVER I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU. I'm like so tired of people always telling me how cute I am. I'm not cute. I'm hot. SERIOUSLY. Get it right.

Also, my mom took away my cell phone. She is the meanest.

So I'm going to this thing tommorry. I don't even know what to wear! SERIOUSLY not a problem I have that much. Help PLLLLLLZ!

Justification Post

So I guess it's time for a blog! Everyone has one. And everyone is great.

Except for me two minutes ago.

But now I'm great too! I'm going to tell all you out there in the blogosphere (that's a thing, right?) about everything about everything! You're going to love it!

If you don't love it, go away and never talk to me again.

Not that you did in the first place. I don't even know you.