Hobby Post

So of course you all know I'm always in the know about all there is to know. And the thing I'm knowing on now is the thing you NEED to KNOW about. The best hobby EVER!!! I feel like it's one of those things that has always been around but hasn't really come to the fore-front of the hobby scene... UNTIL NOW. Lemme present:

MAKING A MESS IN THE BACKYARD / INSTALLATION YARD ART

So here's what you do!!!

1.  Start, BUT DON'T FINISH, a ton of home "improvement" projects. I call them home disapprovement projects. See examples:

2. KEEP everything you used / will use / will never use for aforementioned projects.

3. DON'T reinstall all the things you took apart.

4. ARRANGE everything on the back porch in an non-aesthetically-pleasing fashion.

5. ENJOY!

See? Doesn't that feel great? Aren't you the most glamorous person ever? Just keep in mind that not everyone gets it right the first time. It will probably a few tries for you to be as good at this (and every other thing) as I am. And you may or may not have the benefit of sunken concrete to aid in your design. If not, jackhammers are readily available at the Home Depot for a minimal hourly rate.

Oh, ONE MORE THING.

 

Roommates are not allowed to help. They'll just climb all up on your art. Trust me.