New Restaurant Post

This place that I went is so good and so exclusive that none of you have ever heard of it so I'm not even going to condescend to your level by telling you what it is called.

BUT TRUST ME. It is the best ever and will be the best ever until other people find out about it and then I'm going to hate it and say "ugh, this used to be so much better. It's really gone down hill..."

So when I went there I ate all these things you have never heard of, or if you have heard of them, they were in really exclusive/unusual combinations, or "combos" as some of you amateur-pizza-eaters say... don't even get me started, people. But back to me. Or rather, back to food. So there was arugula and sugar cane and creamed corn and speculoos, which normally you might think would be gross but it was seriously so good because I was eating it in really dim lighting and didn't know what it was plus all these people were wearing thrift-shop clothes and/or dreads so I knew it HAD to be good even though it wasn't good at all.

Plus they had all this art done by professionals and/or kindergarten children but was kind of violent but not the violent where you're like "gross" but the kind of violent that makes you really think about how fragile life is and why not eat something strange, you know?

So everyone go there! And by that I mean no one go there. Because I'm never going to tell you about it because I don't want you to ruin it for me. What can I say? I'm a foodie!